Week 34

Today, in the checkout line at the store:

Whole Foods Checker: "So, any day now?"
Me: "No, actually, but you would think so."
Whole Foods Checker: "So, when are you due?"
Me: "In about a month - July 19th."
Whole Foods Checker: "So it's twins."
Me: "No."
Whole Foods Checker: Look of panic passes over his face.
Me: "Don't worry, everyone says that."
Woman in line in front of me: "July 19th is my husband's birthday - Oh, are you having twins?"
Me: "No, just one big girl."

This is every day.